Playlist #207: Wilco Albums, Ranked

Happy Monday, folks! I’m off in Ohio on Spring Break this week, but the internet is a greedy sonuvagun and demands content! And as it just so happens, I spent all last week doing a deep dive into the catalog of the band Wilco, so I thought I’d just rank their albums and judge all of them accordingly.

13. Cruel Country: It’s not a bad album, per se, nor is it a return to the alt-country of their earliest days. It’s a latter-day Wilco album, with all that entails: excellent instrumentation played by consummate professionals, while Jeff Tweedy mumbles and croons over it all. It’s good, just not as good as some of their other stuff.

12. AM: Their first album, which really just feels like Uncle Tupelo 2.0. The sound is rough and ragged and the songs aren’t nearly as finished as you’d like them to be. There’s some bright spots here and there – “Passenger Side” remains a personal favorite – but it’s not anything like what the band became.

11. Star Wars: Even though it combines three of my favorite things (the cat on the cover, the title, and the band Wilco), I’m not a huge fan of this album. My biggest complaint about it is that it feels too tossed off and too self-serious at the same time. It’s like Wilco trying to reclaim their art-rock credentials, but also it sounds like they were just freeform jamming in the studio.

10. Cousins: It’s another latter-day Wilco album that I just…don’t really remember after I’ve listened to it. It’s good, it’s pleasant and all, but I don’t remember a single song off this one.

9. Schmilco: Wilco still trying to recapture that art-rock cred, but at least this time their sense of humor is intact and the songs feel more fleshed out than on Star Wars.

8. Ode To Joy: Here we go. From here forward, we start getting into the solid albums, the ones really worth listening to. Ode To Joy finds the band balancing their artier pretensions with good, solid songcraft. They use weirdness in service to the songs. Tunes like “Quiet Amplifier” and “Everyone Hides” are damn good. If I was going to pick a latter-day Wilco album to start with, this would be it.

7. Being There: Yeah, it’s probably blasphemy to put this one in the middle of the list, and the double album is where Wilco starts to coalesce into a band rather than a jumble of musicians banging away on their instruments, but there’s a lot of filler on these two discs. They could’ve had a stone-cold classic if they’d edited it down to just a single LP. That being said, “Misunderstood,” “Outtasite (Outta Mind),” “Red-Eyed And Blue,” “Say You Miss Me,” “Sunken Treasure,” and “Dreamer In My Dreams” are all outstanding songs that showcase what Tweedy and the band could do.

6. Wilco (the album): When you kick off your self-titled album with a self-titled track, the oroboros that you have become is finally complete. There are some bangers on here, though, such as “One Wing” and “You Never Know,” and “Sonny Feeling” is a great travelogue song.

5. The Whole Love: The title track alone makes this album worth the price of entry. The fact that you also get great songs like “I Might” and “Capitol City,” or “Dawned On Me” and “Open Mind,” or the trippy opener “Art of Almost” (with a great freakout coda at the end) is just icing on the delicious cake.

4. Sky Blue Sky: When this album first came out, three years after A Ghost Is Born, I felt…let down. It wasn’t nearly as inventive or experimental or exciting as the previous album. It was just…dad rock. Sure, the songs were pleasant and well-constructed, and the band were in fine form, but it just didn’t click with me. I’m happy to say it clicks now, and tracks like “You Are My Face” or “Hate It Here” could’ve fit alongside anything from Ghost and been perfectly acceptable. There isn’t a bad song on here, and the penultimate song, “What Light,” might be one of the best, sweetest songs Tweedy’s ever written.

3. A Ghost Is Born: While it’s probably my personal favorite Wilco album, I’m not crazy enough to believe that it’s their best. There are too many weird detours – “Spiders (Kidsmoke)” is just too damn long, and “Less Than You Think” just drones on for what feels like an eternity – but the songs that hit really hit. Opener “At Least That’s What You Said” starts out quiet and moody, then breaks out into a Neil Young and Crazy Horse exercise. There’s a string of songs in the middle of the album – “Muzzle of Bees,” “Hummingbird,” and “Handshake Drugs” – that feels so absolutely perfect that I cannot imagine any other sequence of songs ever being that right again. Then there’s the one-two punch of “Theologians” and “The Late Greats” on either side of “Less Than You Think.” They’re uptempo and bouncy and just fun. This is a Serious BandTM, but they know how to have fun and cut loose.

2. Summerteeth: Everyone goes through a Beach Boys phase, right? Except most of us don’t turn that phase into one of the best albums of the ’90s. This is one of those all-killer, no-filler albums (well, except for maybe “Pieholden Suite” and “Via Chicago,” but I’m entitled to my opinions and you’re entitled to yours) that you can just put on and listen to all the way through, and when it reaches the end, you just flip the album over and start it again from the top. This is the band realizing its potential, and everything comes up aces.

1. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot: If Summerteeth is the band realizing their potential, YHF is Wilco surpassing every expectation. It’s the perfect distillation of Americana and alt-country or whatever else you want to call it. It’s the American experience, grappling with life in a post-9/11 world, searching for meaning and reason in a world without either. It’s a perfect album.

Playlist #206

Happy dreary, rainy Monday, folks. Next week is Spring Break! And then we don’t get another break until Memorial Day, so we better make it count.

  1. Wilco, “You Never Know”: Did you know Jeff Tweedy and Co. wrote the best song George Harrison and Jeff Lynne never recorded? It’s true! It’s this song.
  2. Linda Ronstadt, “Tumblin’ Dice”: Brother Clyde’s distaste for this Rolling Stones classic notwithstanding, Ronstadt’s cover blows it out of the water, hands down.
  3. The New Pornographers, “Ballad Of The Last Payphone”: There are stranger things to write an ode to, but few as heartbreaking as an outdated, outmoded piece of technology.
  4. Alison Krauss & Union Station, “Richmond On The James”: It’s a song about Richmond, VA. It’s off their first album in well over a decade, and it’s just as good as anything else they’ve ever released.
  5. Jeremy Messersmith, “Billionaires”: As I sit here, watching my retirement savings disappear because someone decided they wanted to start a trade war with the entire rest of the world (including some islands that don’t have any human inhabitants), I listen to this song and I think…maybe the French had the right idea during the Reign of Terror.
  6. Sting, “All This Time”: One of my favorite songs of all time, featuring one of my favorite lines of all time: “Men go crazy in congregations/They only get better one by one.”
  7. The Black Crowes, “Hard To Handle”: I love me an old R&B cover. I remember that my dad had this album on cassette when we were kids; it was the last new music I think he’s bought.
  8. Townes Van Zandt, “Pancho And Lefty”: If there’s a better version of this song out there, I haven’t heard it.
  9. The Hollies, “The Air That I Breathe”: Just such a simple, beautiful love song. Gotta give it to the Hollies.
  10. Jim James, “Long, Long, Long”: And we close with another cover, this one of the George Harrison classic “Long, Long, Long” from the White Album. It’s slow and languid and sad, and I could listen to it all day long (long, long).

Playlist #205

Happy Monday, folks, and Eid Mubarak! Karaoke was fun over the weekend, and we did all of the songs as a big group sing-along. Also, in case you missed it, my new album came out on Friday, available on the streaming service of your choice. Go listen to that! Then come back and look at this list of songs:

  1. Queen, “Bohemian Rhapsody”: Yeah, this is how we kicked off the karaoke. Bold move, I know, but we’re a bold bunch.
  2. A-Ha, “Take On Me”: If you’re not trying (and failing) to hit that high note at the end of the chorus, what even are you doing at karaoke?
  3. Fine Young Cannibals, “Good Thing”: Turns out, “She Drives Me Crazy” would’ve been a better choice, since we all actually know that one.
  4. Cake: “The Distance”: If you want a bunch of Millennials and Gen-Xers to sing along as loud as humanly possible, you could do worse than this.
  5. Violent Femmes, “Blister In The Sun”: Yeah, we all knew all the words to this one without the karaoke version flashing them up on the screen.
  6. Gin Blossoms, “Hey Jealousy”: I think we eventually found our sweet spot in ’90s alternative.
  7. Wham!, “Careless Whisper”: The song where Wham! earned that exclamation mark.
  8. The Beatles, “I Saw Her Standing There”: Can we, for a just a moment, stop and cringe at the first line of this song and then move on? Yes, he’s singing about a 17 year old girl. Yes, it’s creepy and skeevy and gross. This song is still a banger, though.
  9. The Police, “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”: Did we sing this one? I can’t remember. We should have, if we didn’t.
  10. Backstreet Boys, “I Want It That Way”: Look, there were a lot of people at this thing, and everyone has different ideas of what makes a good karaoke song. Also, that Brooklyn 99 cold open that features this song is brilliant.

Beard Situation Now Available!

Happy Friday! My new album, Beard Situation, is out now wherever you may stream your music. Or, at the very least, it’s available on AppleMusic and Spotify, and I can’t imagine any of y’all are using some other streaming source at this point. I’m proud of these songs, and I hope you like them. Physical CDs will be forthcoming!

Playlist #204 – Birthday Edition!

Happy Monday, folks! It’s my birthday this Thursday, if’n you didn’t know, and I’ll be turning 45. I do not feel like a 45 year old except when I stand up too fast or sit on the floor for too long. We’re gonna go sing karaoke this weekend to celebrate, so here’s my go-to songs for karaoke:

  1. B-52s, “Love Shack”: I’ll sing all the parts by myself, given half a chance.
  2. Tom Petty, “Won’t Back Down”: Really, any Tom Petty song works for me, but this one is fun if you can get everyone else to sing along on the chorus.
  3. The Darkness, “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”: The really fast part in the chorus? The absolute best.
  4. Barenaked Ladies, “One Week”: The whole damn thing is too fast for most folks, but I spent my college years perfecting it rather than going on dates.
  5. Creedence Clearwater Revival, “Who’ll Stop The Rain”: Really, any CCR song would work.
  6. Hank Williams, “Why Don’t You Love Me”: A country crier? A sob-story to pedal steel and fiddle? Sign me up!
  7. George Thorogood & the Destroyers, “Move It On Over”: Yeah, it’s technically also a Hank Williams song, but the George Thorogood version is probably more fun to sing. You gotta throw that growl in there.
  8. Phil Collins, “In The Air Tonight”: If you don’t air drum at that spot (you know what spot), you are dead inside.
  9. The Animals, “House Of The Rising Sun”: Is it easy to hit those high parts? Of course not. Does that actually matter when you are karaokeing? Not in the least.
  10. Louis Armstrong, “Mack The Knife”: Everyone needs a pop standard in their back pocket, and this is mine. I think I do it some justice.

Oh, Meta…

I haven’t really talked about AI on here, have I? It’s not because I don’t have opinions on the subject, believe you me. It just…hasn’t come up, I guess.

But now, it has.

The Atlantic posted a search engine based around Library Genesis, the data Meta (Facebook’s parent company) is using to train its AI. As an author, you can go to the page and type in your name and see if they’ve used any of your books to help train said AI.

And they have:

Search results for the name Charlie Cottrell in Library Genesis. It returns four results: Crooked Halos, The Hidden Throne, The Invisible Crown, and a fourth result that is not visible in the screenshot.
You skipped book 3, Meta? But it’s one of my best!

So, let’s talk about AI for a second, shall we?

I am…not a fan of AI in practice or concept. I recognize that there are a bunch of technocratic twerps who are trying desperately to shove their multi-billion dollar boondoggles down our throats with these things, but I just do not want to use them. They are erratic, inaccurate, and soulless.

Worse yet, AI is built on theft. AI “art” is just scraped images from other, real artists that the algorithm smushes together like a five year old with a Barbie and a G.I. Joe shouting, “Kiss! Kiss!” “Oh, but it levels the playing field, allowing those who have no artistic talent to create art!” some folks may be shouting. Counterpoint: you know what else allows you to create art? Taking the time to develop the talent for it. Talent in artistic endeavors is not a thing that I think really matters all that much. What matters is mastering the discipline and practice necessary to become good at doing something. There’s that old saying in the gym, “No pain, no gain,” and I think it applies to any sort of effort or product. If you want something to come out good – whether it’s a book, a song, a drawing, a report you made for work, a meal you cooked – you have to put in the effort to make it good. That means some of your early efforts are gonna be absolute dogshit (please no one dig up my drawings from high school. They are terrible and no one wants to see them. Or my old poetry, for that matter).

AI does not “create” anything. It recombines what already exists, often in the most boring way possible. Creating takes conscience, which AI (as it exists now) does not have. Will it in the future? I don’t know. But I know that “training” AI on stolen works is not the way to go about doing things. So, shame on Meta. I’ll be waiting for my check.

Coming Soon…

Y’all probably know this by now, but not only do I enjoy writing about music, I also enjoy creating music! And lo! these past few months, Brother Clyde has been hard at work mixing and mastering my latest musical offerings, and the process is nearly complete!

Yeah, that’s right, it’s time for your annual Charlie Cottrell album release! Here’s the cover, followed by the track listing and some more rambling from me:

Behold! My face in all its bearded glory! And also some white text that says "Charlie Cottrell" and "Beard Situation."

Anyway, the new album is called Beard Situation. Most of the songs on it are brand-spankin’ new!

  1. Love in an Age of Disconnect
  2. Somebody Talked
  3. Bluffing
  4. Dreams in Stereo
  5. Boston Isn’t Ready for Me
  6. Quicksand Hands
  7. Sacre-Coeur
  8. Sarifice
  9. False Dmitry
  10. When You’re Around
  11. Turquoise Cuff
  12. The Revengineers
  13. The Ballad of Yes
  14. Hidden Track – Weird Little Songs

I’m very excited about this album. It does include a few old tunes: “Dreams in Stereo” is the first song I ever wrote completely by myself, and I’ve been trying to get “Revengineers” onto an album for about a decade and a half. It also features two songs co-written with other people: Brother Clyde wrote the chorus for “Quicksand Hands,” while my friend Cristobel Opp wrote the lyrics for “Ballad of Yes.” The album also features an official Hidden Track, which is helpfully labeled as such because such things amuse me to no end.

So, when will it be available? Soonish! I have, like, two things to do on two songs, then Brother Clyde will finish mixing and begin the arduous mastering process (where he will listen to the songs more than any other person on earth, including me, trying to get the acoustic guitar to not drown out every other instrument). When that’s done, the album’s done, and we can send it out to all the streaming services. I’ll eventually get around to producing a physical version, too, for the three of you who still buy CDs.

Playlist #203: The Wearin’ o’ the Green

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Wear some green, run some snakes outta your island, and listen to this Irish-themed playlist all while doing so!

  1. Van Morrison, “(Straight To Your Heart) Like a Cannonball”: Is there any more Irish singer than Van? The guy oozes Irishness. Or maybe just surliness. He’s a pretty surly dude.
  2. U2, “Hawkmoon 269”: This song is always fun to sing and play on the guitar. I also apparently made up a whole outro thing that the backing vocalists are in no way actually singing in the song, but that fits with the song and that I love and that I may have to actually end up putting in a song of my own someday.
  3. Sinead O’Connor, “Nothing Compares 2 U”: Yes, it’s cliche and the obvious choice, but it’s the obvious choice for a reason: it’s a damn good song.
  4. The Cranberries, “Zombie”: Again, an obvious choice, but it was this or “Linger,” and I prefer this song.
  5. Hozier, “Take Me To Church”: Okay, yeah, I know, take me task for going the easy route on so many of these. But there are songs that we like to think of as standards, and they are the standard for a reason: their approach to the song or to the concept is so perfect that it’s hard to imagine topping it, and those songs become rather iconic.
  6. Christy Moore, “Beeswing”: A Richard Thompson cover. I do love me Richard Thompson covers and wish there were more of them out there. Christy Moore is also apparently one of the most beloved singers in all of Ireland? I dunno, but I dig him.
  7. Thin Lizzy, “The Boys Are Back in Town”: I wasn’t really aware these guys were Irish, but they do kick a considerable amount of ass for a ’70s rock band.
  8. The Dubliners, “Raglan Road”: We ate at an Irish restaurant in Disney Village this summer called Raglan Road. That’s how famous this song (and, I guess, the actual road) are. It’s a beautiful song, to be sure.
  9. The Chieftains, “The Long Black Veil”: I’m more familiar with the Johnny Cash version of this song, but this version (with Mick Jagger providing vocals) is suitably gloomy and dark.
  10. Dropkick Murphys, “I’m Shipping Up to Boston”: Is it Irish? About as much so as the green river in Chicago. Does it still feel Irish? Hell, yes.

Playlist #202

Mondays just keep happening, don’t they? And on the heels of Daylight Saving Time starting up again, so I got to drive to work while it was still nighttime today. Woo. Here’s some songs.

  1. Jason Isbell, “Foxes in the Snow”: I knew that a solo acoustic album could be powerful and beautiful and heartbreaking, but Jason Isbell just keeps showing me how far you can take such a simple conceit. The title track here is bouncy and thoughtful and just absolutely perfect.
  2. The Goo Goo Dolls, “Sympathy”: I’m a sucker for strummy acoustic numbers, especially when they also feature a mandolin. Who knew the Goo Goo Dolls could deliver?
  3. The Flaming Lips, “Do You Realize??”: This song always makes me cry.
  4. Drive-By Truckers, “Carl Perkins’ Cadillac”: Carl Perkins didn’t need no Grammy, he just needed that Caddy.
  5. Phosphorescent, “Revelator”: I have finally discovered what I want my own musical sound to be, and it’s basically this.
  6. The Temptations, “Papa Was a Rolling Stone”: Watched a long-form video essay this weekend on “Progressive Soul,” which is classic Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Isaac Hayes, and – I’d argue – at least this particular track from The Temptations. It has the same emphasis on the groove and the rhythm section that those other Progressive Soul musicians had, and it’s a damn-good song.
  7. Hurray for the Riff Raff, “Pyramid Scheme”: Why do I feel like this could just be about MLM?
  8. Chris Smither, “Visions of Johanna”: You know me, I love a Dylan cover, and this one’s pretty solid.
  9. Van Morrison, “Once In a Blue Moon”: Late-period Van can still deliver when he wants to.
  10. Fleetwood Mac, “Seven Wonders”: I do have a soft spot for ’80s Mac. Is it as good as anything from Rumors or even Tusk? No. Is it still good, well-crafted pop-rock? Oh my, yes.

Playlist #201

Happy Monday, everybody. We’re in plague mode in the Casa Brancottrell; everyone has been sick all weekend, with high temperatures and body aches and all that goodness. But hey, even having a fever over 102 all weekend won’t stop me from giving you a new playlist!

  1. Bruce Springsteen, “O Mary Don’t You Weep”: I often wish Bruce would do more stuff like this. It’s so loose and he’s clearly having a blast playing these songs all off the cuff. Music can be fun, Brucey.
  2. Phil Collins, “The Roof Is Leaking”: I love that this song is made up entirely of banjo, piano, and slide guitar. It’s so strange, and yet it works.
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, “Spike (Live)”: The live version is far superior to the album version, as it includes the story of who Spike is (a dude in a leather jacket and a dog collar) and how he found himself being castigated by some dude sitting at a bar.
  4. Bob Dylan, “Born In Time”: It still surprises me that Dylan writes and records songs this good that just…don’t make it onto an album proper. It’s why I keep getting the Bootleg Series collections whenever they come out, because there are always hidden gems like this.
  5. Marc Sibilia, “More To This”: Heard this guy playing this song on Instagram months ago, downloaded the official version of it, and it remains pretty darn good.
  6. Waxahatchee, “War”: I like how simple all of Waxahatchee’s songs seem at first. But then, you start digging into the songs, and you discover a whole world of amazing bits that come together to create a perfect song.
  7. Linda Ronstadt, “Silver Threads and Golden Needles”: Beautiful song. Ronstadt knocks it out of the park.
  8. Dolly Parton, “Shine”: Dolly Parton, covering a Collective Soul song? It’s more likely (and more bluegrassy) than you think!
  9. Josh Ritter, “Golden Age Of Radio”: There’s never a bad time to listen to this song. It’s just always great.
  10. Lizzo, “Love In Real Life”: Lizzo does a pretty damn convincing version of The Strokes on this new single. I kinda dig it.