Book FAQs

I’ve been getting some questions about The Invisible Crown, and I thought I’d address a bunch of them all at once just to save us all some time.

Q: When does the book come out?

A: December 19, 2016.  Less than a month from now!

Q: How much is the book?

A: The Kindle version is $4.99.  The print version will be more, I would imagine.  If previous titles released by my publisher are any indication, expect it to be around $15.

Q: Speaking of the print version, why can’t I pre-order that?

A: I asked my publisher.  It’s something to do with our vendors.  There won’t be a pre-order for the print version, but the print version will be available for purchase the same day the Kindle version is available to download.

Q: What about an audiobook?

A: Don’t know yet, but I’m working on trying to arrange that for those of you who want me in your ears.

Q: I read your old self-published stories, including the novella Missing Person that this book is based on.  Why should I buy this new book?

A: Aside from the shiny new cover and professional editing?  This is a completely revamped book, with 60% brand-new, never-before-read material!  Sure, the bones of the story are the same, and even some passages were lifted completely from the old story, but it’s a new book.  There’ll be a bunch of changes in book 2 as well, even though that was originally self-published, too.

Q: You just mentioned a second book.  Does that mean this is a series?  When will the rest of the series be available?

A: This is a series!  The second book will be out probably next December.  There will also be a short story set in the Hazzard Universe out sometime in the spring.  At present, there are seven books planned for the series.  The first four have been written, and the fifth book is in-progress.  Books six and seven have rough outlines.  Beyond that?  Well, there’s also almost a dozen short stories that will be released every so often (and eventually collected in print).  And maybe I’ll come up with some more novels, who knows?

Q: I don’t wanna wait!  Why do I have to wait so long for each new book?

A: Mostly because I’m not the only author at my publisher.  They want to give each book plenty of time to grow its audience and get attention before they jump right into the next one.  So, short answer is that I’m not their only author, so I can’t just crank out a book whenever I want.  But this is a good thing, too, because it means there’ll be books to look forward to for years to come.

Q: Will you be doing any signings?

A: I’m a little flabbergasted why anyone would want this but hey, it’s your book.  Trouble is, I don’t do this for a living (not yet, anyway!), so I can’t really just go out on a book signing tour or anything.  I’m trying to arrange something in my neck of the woods in Northern Virginia, probably just after the New Year, but aside from that?  It could be tricky.  I might do a signing in Oklahoma in the summer when I go out to visit my folks, but I’d need someone to set that up for me probably.

If you’ve got any other questions, feel free to leave them in the comments and I’ll try to answer them.  Remember, the book can be pre-ordered right now!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  I’m thankful for getting to do what I love, both in my day job and with Eddie Hazzard and Company.  Don’t forget to pre-order your copy of The Invisible Crown, which’ll be out just in time for Christmas (and you know you need a good read over the Christmas holiday; how else will you stand Uncle Albert’s rant about whatever it is he’s ranting about this year?)!

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#NaNoWriMo2016

We’re a little over halfway through November, and I’ve been busy writing in my spare time.  This year, rather than creating a whole novel, I decided to work on a series of short stories in a variety of styles and genres.  Most of them will probably never see the light of day, but it’s fun to flex some different creative writing muscles and try out some styles and techniques I don’t use when writing Hazzard stories.

As of Tuesday morning, I have just over 10,000 words written across a half dozen different stories.  A few are complete, but a couple are still in progress.  I’m not really sure where most of them will go.  It’s kind of fun, creating new characters and situations completely independent of Hazzard and Arcadia.  I’m not sure how much I’ll end up with by the end of the month, but it’s a nice break and a fun way to stretch my skills.

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Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Echo Reconsidered

I’m a pretty big Tom Petty fan.  I’ve seen him in concert three times, the first on the Into the Great Wide Open tour (front row center, and I got Petty’s guitar pick at the end of the show!), then again for Wildflowers, and then on a tour where he just played greatest hits a few years ago.  It’s safe to say he’s one of my favorite musicians.

If I have to rank Petty’s albums (both solo and with the Heartbreakers), it’s pretty easy.  Wildflowers is sitting pretty at the top, followed closely (in no particular order, ’cause they’re too close to call) by Full Moon Fever, Damn the Torpedoes!, and Into the Great Wide Open.  Somewhere further down the list, after Hard Promises and Southern Accents but before Mojo and (shudder) The Last DJ, there’s Echo, the 1999 follow-up to Wildflowers (and the soundtrack to She’s the One, which was of a piece with Wildflowers).

When it initially came out, I enjoyed the record, but wasn’t all that impressed with it.  Wildflowers had set a ridiculously high bar for Tom Petty albums, after all.  You weren’t going to top that thing.  I really enjoyed “Room at the Top,” the album opener, and a few other tracks along the way, but it’s very telling that, with most Tom Petty albums, I can sing along to every single song without a problem.  But I can’t do that with Echo.  I know the choruses (Petty’s choruses are always catchy as hell), and I’m vaguely familiar with the songs, but they haven’t become ingrained in my brain the way, say, the songs from Into the Great Wide Open or Full Moon Fever have.  The album always felt too long: it’s 15 songs, over an hour long, and just felt too full.

But when I got into the car a few days ago, and decided I wanted to hear Echo, it was an opportunity to reevaluate the album and see if an older, wiser (?) Charlie could appreciate it in a way that 19-year-old me could not.

For starters, “Room at the Top” is still freakin’ awesome and a great opener.  It’s anthematic, hopeful, heartfelt, and just all-around great.  “Counting on You” is a solid, classic Petty song, and “Free Girl Now” rocks as hard as any of the rockers on Wildflowers.  “Swingin’,” with its extended baseball metaphor, kind of drags, but things pick up real quick with “Accused of Love,” which was one of my favorites from the album back in the day and holds up remarkably well.  The title track is a little too plodding for my tastes, but it’s not a bad song. “Won’t Last Long” is a tune in the same vein as “Won’t Back Down,” a statement of defiance and resilience.  “This One’s For Me” is a fun, strummy song that feels like classic Petty songwriting.  “About to Give Out” has a driving beat and is a lot of fun.  “Rhino Skin” is a weird song, but does feature the phrase “you need elephant balls,” which I’m kind of amazed he worked into a song with a straight face.

Overall, my estimation of Echo is a bit higher than it was when it came out 17 years ago.  Petty’s songwriting is as strong as ever, the band feel expressive and lively, and everyone sounds like they’re having a blast playing these tunes.  All pretty strange, considering it’s a post-divorce album (those’re typically dour affairs, even as they generate plenty of fodder for the songwriter’s muse).  Petty seemed to make some pretty damn good lemonade out of those lemons, if you ask me.

The Invisible Crown Cover Reveal!

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Pre-sale: November 21, 2016

Blog Tour: December 11-18, 2016

Release date: December 19, 2016

About The Invisible Crown:

”The city of Arcadia is a craphole, but it’s my craphole. I’ve walked its streets my entire life, always searching for something: a purpose, a suspect, or a stiff drink. My name’s Eddie Hazzard, and I’m a hard-boiled detective. Yeah, laugh it up. It’s a ridiculous job description, but this is a ridiculous town. It’s full of every cliché you can imagine: corrupt city officials, police officers on the take, greedy businessmen, and crime so organized it has an accounting department, a health plan, and retirement benefits. Which is more than I can say for myself.”

Meet Eddie Hazzard: he’s tenacious, a certain kind of clever, and usually drunk. When a beautiful woman comes into his office and asks him to find her husband, Eddie takes the case because the alternative is having his creditors show up at his door and do terrible things to his limbs. But the case takes a series of bizarre turns, getting Eddie caught up in a tangled web of reluctant cops, sketchy businessmen, and shadowy crime bosses. The deeper he gets, the worse things look. Will Eddie solve the case? Will he save the day? Most importantly, will he get paid?

The Invisible Crown is the first full-length novel of a series featuring Detective Hazzard and the bizarre, bewildering array of tough mobsters, genetically-modified creeps, and ruthless scumbags who inhabit the city of Arcadia.

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Charlie Cottrell is a history and special education teacher in Northern Virginia by day and a writer of “speculative noir” (near-future, science-fictiony, hard-boiled detective stories) by night. He likes to blend action, mystery, and a healthy dose of humor and sarcasm in his work.  He also writes music and draws comics and thinks he vaguely remembers what free time was, but he’s not one hundred percent sure on that.  Charlie hates tucking in his shirt, because he is a rebel. To read more about Charlie, you can visit him on his website.


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Election Day

It’s Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Election Day.  Today, we elect a new president, some senators, all the members of the House of Representatives, and various state and local officials.

Regardless of your political affiliation, I hope you get out there and exercise your fundamental civic right.  People fought and died for this right, so make sure you’ve carefully considered the candidates and ballot measures before you.

No matter how the election turns out, we’ve still got to live with each other tomorrow and the day after that.  Don’t let your political position interfere with your ability to maintain a relationship with your loved ones or your coworkers or such.  I have lots of friends and family with whom I disagree, politically, but I still love ’em.

(Even if they’re wrong)

Tuesdays

Another short vignette from a few years ago that I thought you all might enjoy.

“God, today fucking sucks,” Walter said, collapsing into his chair at the cafeteria table like the fall of empires.

Molly sat silently for a moment, expecting Walter to elaborate.  Clearly, he wanted to say more.  You could see it in his face.  And though she was curious, she would not give him the satisfaction of asking why.

“Why?” she finally said, despite herself.

“It’s Tuesday, Molly,” Walter replied, as though the answer were self-evident.

Molly pondered this for a moment, probing the statement’s depths and finding them unfathomable.

“Okay, I’ll bite.  Is it this particular Tuesday that sucks, or Tuesdays in general?” she asked.

“Tuesday,” Walter said, with the air of someone about to impart great wisdom, “is the worst day of the week.”

“That seems…well, that just doesn’t make any sense,” Molly said, frowning.

“It’s quite simple,” Walter replied, wagging a finger at her.  “Mondays, for all of their horror and frustration, are really not to be feared.  Most folks are still too hung over from the weekend to really notice Monday is even happening.  We have the afterglow of the weekend to keep us warm on a dreary Monday.”

“I’m not entirely sure I agree with that, but I’ll give it to you for the sake of argument,” Molly said doubtfully.  “What about Wednesday?”

“Wednesday is New Comic Day,” Walter replied bluntly, as though no one could possibly not know that.  “Thursday, of course, is the day before Friday.  There’s anticipation.  There’s light at the end of the tunnel.  There’s hope.”

“And Friday, of course, is Friday,” Molly finished for him.

“Of course,” Walter said.  “Which leaves only Tuesday, that poor, misbegotten naïf with nothing to recommend it.  Think of it.  Every other day has at least something happening.  Tuesday is the week’s equivalent of an hour spent in a doctor’s waiting room.”

Molly considered Walter’s assertion.  “I still maintain Monday is pretty horrible,” she said tentatively.

“Oh, I’m so sick of everyone going on about Monday!” Walter cried, rising to his feet and startling people around them.  Molly scrabbled at his arm, trying to drag him back down into his chair and mentally willing everyone in the cafeteria to look the other way.  Walter returned to his seat without appearing to notice.  “Monday is a much-maligned day, I tell you, a day with much to be joyful about!  Why, it gives you the opportunity to reconnect with comrades, to discuss the events of the weekend and dissect them with excruciating detail among friends and confidants.  Monday is the chance to strut back into your place of work or what-have-you and proclaim, loudly, ‘I got laid on Saturday, even with this haircut!’  Monday is the weekend’s not-quite-sober victory lap.”

Molly’s brow furrowed, her left eyebrow arching in barely-sustained suspension of disbelief.  “Okay, so let’s say Tuesdays are as bad as you say,” she began.  “For the sake of argument, we’ll go with that.  If your big problem with Tuesday is that it’s got nothing to it, why not give Tuesday some deeper personal meaning?  Why does it have to be the ennui of the work week?”

Walter gave Molly a look of mixed sadness and condescension.  “Molly, my dear, dear Molly, it does not work that way,” he said pityingly.  “One cannot simply ascribe any old meaning to a day and expect it to stick.  Reality is not so easily convinced.

“Let us say I were to, as you put it, ‘give Tuesday a deeper personal meaning.’  What then?  Will everyone else take up the change?  Will Tuesday become a personal day for the whole world?  And if it does, how do we benefit?  No, Tuesday must remain as it is, unloved and unfulfilling.  It provides the context for the rest of the week, and nothing more.”  He sighed as a Byronic poet might, gazing off longingly into the middle distance.  Or possibly he was staring at the pudding, Molly couldn’t be sure.

“Whatever,” Molly replied, giving up on the conversation and gathering her empty lunch things onto her tray.  “I’m off for Physics.  You coming?”

“What’s the point?” Walter asked somberly.  “It’s Tuesday.”

“Well, we’ve got that test today…” Molly said.

“Oh, right,” Walter said, his eyes suddenly refocusing.  “Off we go, then.”

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